Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
