You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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