What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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