i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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