1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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