So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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