Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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