i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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