She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
When are your genitals available?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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