Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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