i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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