i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
