If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
farters have to be the big spoon...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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