the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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