he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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