i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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