If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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