a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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