You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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