"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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