do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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