p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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