I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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