I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i dont even know how to be here
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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