I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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