she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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