We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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