before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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