You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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