JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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