I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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