at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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