dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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