I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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