You're so nebulous sometimes
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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