Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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