And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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