Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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