Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
