well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Randomize
