How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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