it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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