He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
sex in a hospital.. check
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
