As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You did what with his pubic hair?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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