508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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