It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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