so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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