so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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