So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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