well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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